You know you have a toddler when…

You find your car keys in the trash can…

You have a ball of toilet paper on the shelf behind your toilet because he loves to unroll the roll…

Silence isn’t a good thing…

You spend thirty minutes looking for the remote that you just had and find it in the box of blocks with the lid back on…

You find blocks in your purse…and shoe…and brief case…

You find random food stuff in random places around the living room…

Your food is no longer your food…you have to share all of your food, no matter how much of his food he has already eaten…

You become a human napkin…

You look down at your dinner plate and all of your food is cut up into little pieces because you do it all day, every day for him…

They are dressed better than you are because they got buggers and food all over your “nice” clothes…

You can’t get into any of your kitchen or bathroom cabinets because they all have some sort of lock on them…

You can sing the entire theme song of The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

There is no such thing as all the laundry being done…

You don’t remember what it’s like to “sleep in”…

Every mirror, window and tv in your house has little finger prints and smears all over them…

The word “no” becomes the most used word in your vocabulary…

There isn’t a room in your house that doesn’t have any toys in it…

You have fold the same basket of laundry three times because your toddler likes to “help”…

You go to work for a break…

You don’t remember what it’s like to pee in peace…